From 090eac05394efbdb99bc7d9c7027de0f6acdc0ce Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Cooper Ransom Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2024 22:21:17 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] Remove cancerous lightbar random code --- src/components/utils/Lightbar.tsx | 395 ++++++++++++++---------------- 1 file changed, 184 insertions(+), 211 deletions(-) diff --git a/src/components/utils/Lightbar.tsx b/src/components/utils/Lightbar.tsx index 75c7f11d..0e46b64d 100644 --- a/src/components/utils/Lightbar.tsx +++ b/src/components/utils/Lightbar.tsx @@ -145,234 +145,207 @@ function ParticlesCanvas() { // Basic particle config const particleCount = 265; - let imageParticleCount = particleCount; - // Holiday overrides let imageOverride: { image: string; sizeRange?: [number, number] }[] = []; const date = new Date(); const month = date.getMonth(); const day = date.getDate(); - if ( - (month === 11 && day >= 24 && day <= 26) || - Math.random() < 0.051 // 5.1% - ) { - imageOverride = [ - { - image: "/lightbar-images/snowflake.svg", - sizeRange: [12, 20] as [number, number], - }, - { - image: "/lightbar-images/santa.png", - sizeRange: [25, 35] as [number, number], - }, - ]; - imageParticleCount = particleCount * 0.1; - } + let imageParticleCount = particleCount; - // Halloween overrides - const month2 = date.getMonth(); - const day2 = date.getDate(); - if ( - (month2 === 9 && day2 >= 29 && day2 <= 31) || - Math.random() < 0.05 // 5% - ) { - imageOverride = [ - { - image: "/lightbar-images/ghost.png", - sizeRange: [20, 33] as [number, number], - }, - { - image: "/lightbar-images/pumpkin.png", - sizeRange: [25, 35] as [number, number], - }, - ]; - imageParticleCount = particleCount * 0.0879; - } + switch (true) { + case (month === 11 && day >= 24 && day <= 26) || Math.random() < 0.051: + imageOverride = [ + { + image: "/lightbar-images/snowflake.svg", + sizeRange: [12, 20] as [number, number], + }, + { + image: "/lightbar-images/santa.png", + sizeRange: [25, 35] as [number, number], + }, + ]; + imageParticleCount = particleCount * 0.1; + break; - // Fish easter egg - const shouldShowFishie = Math.random() < 0.1; // 10% - if (shouldShowFishie) { - imageOverride = [ - { - image: "/lightbar-images/fishie.png", - sizeRange: [10, 13] as [number, number], - }, - { - image: "/lightbar-images/shark.png", - sizeRange: [48, 56] as [number, number], - }, - ]; - imageParticleCount = particleCount * 0.075; - } + case (month === 9 && day >= 29 && day <= 31) || Math.random() < 0.05: + imageOverride = [ + { + image: "/lightbar-images/ghost.png", + sizeRange: [20, 33] as [number, number], + }, + { + image: "/lightbar-images/pumpkin.png", + sizeRange: [25, 35] as [number, number], + }, + ]; + imageParticleCount = particleCount * 0.0879; + break; - // Weed easter egg - const month3 = date.getMonth() + 1; - const day3 = date.getDate(); - const shouldShowZa = (month3 === 4 && day3 === 20) || Math.random() < 0.25; // 25% - if (shouldShowZa) { - imageOverride = [ - { - image: "/lightbar-images/weed.png", - sizeRange: [32, 40] as [number, number], - }, - ]; - imageParticleCount = particleCount / 6.25; - } + case Math.random() < 0.1: + imageOverride = [ + { + image: "/lightbar-images/fishie.png", + sizeRange: [10, 13] as [number, number], + }, + { + image: "/lightbar-images/shark.png", + sizeRange: [48, 56] as [number, number], + }, + ]; + imageParticleCount = particleCount * 0.075; + break; - // Kitty easter egg - const shouldShowCat = Math.random() < 0.2; // 20% - if (shouldShowCat) { - imageOverride = [ - { - image: "/lightbar-images/cat.png", - sizeRange: [30, 38] as [number, number], - }, - ]; - imageParticleCount = particleCount / 6.6; - } + case (month === 4 && day === 20) || Math.random() < 0.25: + imageOverride = [ + { + image: "/lightbar-images/weed.png", + sizeRange: [32, 40] as [number, number], + }, + ]; + imageParticleCount = particleCount / 6.25; + break; - // Movie & popcorn easter egg - const shouldShowParaphernalia = Math.random() < 0.3; // 30% - if (shouldShowParaphernalia) { - imageOverride = [ - { - image: "/lightbar-images/camera.png", - sizeRange: [24, 32] as [number, number], - }, - { - image: "/lightbar-images/popcorn.png", - sizeRange: [18, 27] as [number, number], - }, - ]; - imageParticleCount = particleCount / 7.85; - } + case Math.random() < 0.2: + imageOverride = [ + { + image: "/lightbar-images/cat.png", + sizeRange: [30, 38] as [number, number], + }, + ]; + imageParticleCount = particleCount / 6.6; + break; - // Chicken easter egg - const shouldShow4thDecor = Math.random() < 0.08; // 8% - if (shouldShow4thDecor) { - imageOverride = [ - { - image: "/lightbar-images/cock.png", - sizeRange: [25, 32] as [number, number], - }, - { - image: "/lightbar-images/egg.png", - sizeRange: [18, 24] as [number, number], - }, - { - image: "/lightbar-images/barn.png", - sizeRange: [32, 38] as [number, number], - }, - ]; - imageParticleCount = particleCount / 9; - } + case Math.random() < 0.3: + imageOverride = [ + { + image: "/lightbar-images/camera.png", + sizeRange: [24, 32] as [number, number], + }, + { + image: "/lightbar-images/popcorn.png", + sizeRange: [18, 27] as [number, number], + }, + ]; + imageParticleCount = particleCount / 7.85; + break; - // Money easter egg - const shouldShowMoney = Math.random() < 0.06; // 6% - if (shouldShowMoney) { - imageOverride = [ - { - image: "/lightbar-images/money-sack.png", - sizeRange: [24, 32] as [number, number], - }, - { - image: "/lightbar-images/money.png", - sizeRange: [13, 23] as [number, number], - }, - { - image: "/lightbar-images/coin.png", - sizeRange: [8, 20] as [number, number], - }, - ]; - imageParticleCount = particleCount / 8.45; - } + case Math.random() < 0.08: + imageOverride = [ + { + image: "/lightbar-images/cock.png", + sizeRange: [25, 32] as [number, number], + }, + { + image: "/lightbar-images/egg.png", + sizeRange: [18, 24] as [number, number], + }, + { + image: "/lightbar-images/barn.png", + sizeRange: [32, 38] as [number, number], + }, + ]; + imageParticleCount = particleCount / 9; + break; - // Pirate easter egg - const shouldShowPirate = Math.random() < 0.075; // 7.5% - if (shouldShowPirate) { - imageOverride = [ - { - image: "/lightbar-images/skull.png", - sizeRange: [20, 28] as [number, number], - }, - { - image: "/lightbar-images/ship.png", - sizeRange: [23, 27] as [number, number], - }, - ]; - imageParticleCount = particleCount / 10; - } + case Math.random() < 0.06: + imageOverride = [ + { + image: "/lightbar-images/money-sack.png", + sizeRange: [24, 32] as [number, number], + }, + { + image: "/lightbar-images/money.png", + sizeRange: [13, 23] as [number, number], + }, + { + image: "/lightbar-images/coin.png", + sizeRange: [8, 20] as [number, number], + }, + ]; + imageParticleCount = particleCount / 8.45; + break; - // Dev easter egg - const shouldShowCode = Math.random() < 0.03; // 3% - if (shouldShowCode) { - imageOverride = [ - { - image: "/lightbar-images/ts.png", - sizeRange: [20, 32] as [number, number], - }, - { - image: "/lightbar-images/git.png", - sizeRange: [20, 28] as [number, number], - }, - ]; - imageParticleCount = particleCount / 9; - } + case Math.random() < 0.075: + imageOverride = [ + { + image: "/lightbar-images/skull.png", + sizeRange: [20, 28] as [number, number], + }, + { + image: "/lightbar-images/ship.png", + sizeRange: [23, 27] as [number, number], + }, + ]; + imageParticleCount = particleCount / 10; + break; - // DUI easter egg - const shouldShowFlix = Math.random() < 0.08; // 8% - if (shouldShowFlix) { - imageOverride = [ - { - image: "/lightbar-images/beer.png", - sizeRange: [15, 35] as [number, number], - }, - { - image: "/lightbar-images/beer-bottle.png", - sizeRange: [10, 38] as [number, number], - }, - { - image: "/lightbar-images/wine.png", - sizeRange: [15, 35] as [number, number], - }, - { - image: "/lightbar-images/cigarette.png", - sizeRange: [10, 38] as [number, number], - }, - { - image: "/lightbar-images/cigarette2.png", - sizeRange: [15, 35] as [number, number], - }, - ]; - imageParticleCount = particleCount / 11; - } + case Math.random() < 0.03: + imageOverride = [ + { + image: "/lightbar-images/ts.png", + sizeRange: [20, 32] as [number, number], + }, + { + image: "/lightbar-images/git.png", + sizeRange: [20, 28] as [number, number], + }, + ]; + imageParticleCount = particleCount / 9; + break; - // Gangster easter egg - const shouldShowCowboy = Math.random() < 0.05; // 5% - if (shouldShowCowboy) { - imageOverride = [ - { - image: "/lightbar-images/auto-gun.png", - sizeRange: [28, 36] as [number, number], - }, - { - image: "/lightbar-images/gun.png", - sizeRange: [23, 30] as [number, number], - }, - ]; - imageParticleCount = particleCount / 11.6; - } + case Math.random() < 0.7: + imageOverride = [ + { + image: "/lightbar-images/beer.png", + sizeRange: [15, 35] as [number, number], + }, + { + image: "/lightbar-images/beer-bottle.png", + sizeRange: [10, 38] as [number, number], + }, + { + image: "/lightbar-images/wine.png", + sizeRange: [15, 35] as [number, number], + }, + { + image: "/lightbar-images/cigarette.png", + sizeRange: [10, 38] as [number, number], + }, + { + image: "/lightbar-images/cigarette2.png", + sizeRange: [15, 35] as [number, number], + }, + ]; + imageParticleCount = particleCount / 11; + break; - // Star easter egg - const shouldShowStars = Math.random() < 0.15; // 15% - if (shouldShowStars) { - imageOverride = [ - { - image: "/lightbar-images/star.png", - sizeRange: [18, 28] as [number, number], - }, - ]; - imageParticleCount = particleCount / 6.6; + case Math.random() < 0.05: + imageOverride = [ + { + image: "/lightbar-images/auto-gun.png", + sizeRange: [28, 36] as [number, number], + }, + { + image: "/lightbar-images/gun.png", + sizeRange: [23, 30] as [number, number], + }, + ]; + imageParticleCount = particleCount / 11.6; + break; + + case Math.random() < 0.15: + imageOverride = [ + { + image: "/lightbar-images/star.png", + sizeRange: [18, 28] as [number, number], + }, + ]; + imageParticleCount = particleCount / 6.6; + break; + + default: + // Default case + break; } // HOIST THE SAIL (of particles)!