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Remove cancerous lightbar random code
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@ -145,234 +145,207 @@ function ParticlesCanvas() {
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// Basic particle config
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const particleCount = 265;
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let imageParticleCount = particleCount;
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// Holiday overrides
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let imageOverride: { image: string; sizeRange?: [number, number] }[] = [];
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const date = new Date();
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const month = date.getMonth();
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const day = date.getDate();
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if (
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(month === 11 && day >= 24 && day <= 26) ||
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Math.random() < 0.051 // 5.1%
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) {
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/snowflake.svg",
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sizeRange: [12, 20] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/santa.png",
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sizeRange: [25, 35] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount * 0.1;
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}
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let imageParticleCount = particleCount;
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// Halloween overrides
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const month2 = date.getMonth();
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const day2 = date.getDate();
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if (
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(month2 === 9 && day2 >= 29 && day2 <= 31) ||
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Math.random() < 0.05 // 5%
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) {
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/ghost.png",
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sizeRange: [20, 33] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/pumpkin.png",
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sizeRange: [25, 35] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount * 0.0879;
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}
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switch (true) {
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case (month === 11 && day >= 24 && day <= 26) || Math.random() < 0.051:
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/snowflake.svg",
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sizeRange: [12, 20] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/santa.png",
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sizeRange: [25, 35] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount * 0.1;
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break;
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// Fish easter egg
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const shouldShowFishie = Math.random() < 0.1; // 10%
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if (shouldShowFishie) {
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/fishie.png",
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sizeRange: [10, 13] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/shark.png",
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sizeRange: [48, 56] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount * 0.075;
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}
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case (month === 9 && day >= 29 && day <= 31) || Math.random() < 0.05:
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/ghost.png",
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sizeRange: [20, 33] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/pumpkin.png",
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sizeRange: [25, 35] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount * 0.0879;
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break;
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// Weed easter egg
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const month3 = date.getMonth() + 1;
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const day3 = date.getDate();
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const shouldShowZa = (month3 === 4 && day3 === 20) || Math.random() < 0.25; // 25%
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if (shouldShowZa) {
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/weed.png",
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sizeRange: [32, 40] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 6.25;
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}
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case Math.random() < 0.1:
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/fishie.png",
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sizeRange: [10, 13] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/shark.png",
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sizeRange: [48, 56] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount * 0.075;
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break;
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// Kitty easter egg
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const shouldShowCat = Math.random() < 0.2; // 20%
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if (shouldShowCat) {
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/cat.png",
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sizeRange: [30, 38] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 6.6;
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}
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case (month === 4 && day === 20) || Math.random() < 0.25:
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/weed.png",
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sizeRange: [32, 40] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 6.25;
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break;
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// Movie & popcorn easter egg
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const shouldShowParaphernalia = Math.random() < 0.3; // 30%
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if (shouldShowParaphernalia) {
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/camera.png",
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sizeRange: [24, 32] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/popcorn.png",
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sizeRange: [18, 27] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 7.85;
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}
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case Math.random() < 0.2:
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/cat.png",
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sizeRange: [30, 38] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 6.6;
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break;
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// Chicken easter egg
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const shouldShow4thDecor = Math.random() < 0.08; // 8%
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if (shouldShow4thDecor) {
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/cock.png",
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sizeRange: [25, 32] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/egg.png",
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sizeRange: [18, 24] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/barn.png",
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sizeRange: [32, 38] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 9;
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}
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case Math.random() < 0.3:
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/camera.png",
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sizeRange: [24, 32] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/popcorn.png",
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sizeRange: [18, 27] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 7.85;
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break;
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// Money easter egg
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const shouldShowMoney = Math.random() < 0.06; // 6%
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if (shouldShowMoney) {
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/money-sack.png",
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sizeRange: [24, 32] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/money.png",
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sizeRange: [13, 23] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/coin.png",
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sizeRange: [8, 20] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 8.45;
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}
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case Math.random() < 0.08:
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/cock.png",
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sizeRange: [25, 32] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/egg.png",
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sizeRange: [18, 24] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/barn.png",
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sizeRange: [32, 38] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 9;
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break;
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// Pirate easter egg
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const shouldShowPirate = Math.random() < 0.075; // 7.5%
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if (shouldShowPirate) {
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/skull.png",
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sizeRange: [20, 28] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/ship.png",
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sizeRange: [23, 27] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 10;
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}
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case Math.random() < 0.06:
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/money-sack.png",
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sizeRange: [24, 32] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/money.png",
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sizeRange: [13, 23] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/coin.png",
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sizeRange: [8, 20] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 8.45;
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break;
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// Dev easter egg
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const shouldShowCode = Math.random() < 0.03; // 3%
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if (shouldShowCode) {
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/ts.png",
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sizeRange: [20, 32] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/git.png",
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sizeRange: [20, 28] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 9;
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}
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case Math.random() < 0.075:
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/skull.png",
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sizeRange: [20, 28] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/ship.png",
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sizeRange: [23, 27] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 10;
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break;
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// DUI easter egg
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const shouldShowFlix = Math.random() < 0.08; // 8%
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if (shouldShowFlix) {
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/beer.png",
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sizeRange: [15, 35] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/beer-bottle.png",
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sizeRange: [10, 38] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/wine.png",
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sizeRange: [15, 35] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/cigarette.png",
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sizeRange: [10, 38] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/cigarette2.png",
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sizeRange: [15, 35] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 11;
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}
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case Math.random() < 0.03:
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/ts.png",
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sizeRange: [20, 32] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/git.png",
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sizeRange: [20, 28] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 9;
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break;
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// Gangster easter egg
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const shouldShowCowboy = Math.random() < 0.05; // 5%
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if (shouldShowCowboy) {
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/auto-gun.png",
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sizeRange: [28, 36] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/gun.png",
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sizeRange: [23, 30] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 11.6;
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}
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case Math.random() < 0.7:
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/beer.png",
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sizeRange: [15, 35] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/beer-bottle.png",
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sizeRange: [10, 38] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/wine.png",
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sizeRange: [15, 35] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/cigarette.png",
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sizeRange: [10, 38] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/cigarette2.png",
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sizeRange: [15, 35] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 11;
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break;
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// Star easter egg
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const shouldShowStars = Math.random() < 0.15; // 15%
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if (shouldShowStars) {
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/star.png",
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sizeRange: [18, 28] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 6.6;
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case Math.random() < 0.05:
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/auto-gun.png",
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sizeRange: [28, 36] as [number, number],
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},
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/gun.png",
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sizeRange: [23, 30] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 11.6;
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break;
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case Math.random() < 0.15:
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imageOverride = [
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{
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image: "/lightbar-images/star.png",
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sizeRange: [18, 28] as [number, number],
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},
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];
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imageParticleCount = particleCount / 6.6;
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break;
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default:
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// Default case
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break;
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}
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// HOIST THE SAIL (of particles)!
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