Remove cancerous lightbar random code

src/components/utils/Lightbar.tsx

@@ -145,17 +145,15 @@ function ParticlesCanvas() {
 
     // Basic particle config
     const particleCount = 265;
-    let imageParticleCount = particleCount;
 
-    // Holiday overrides
     let imageOverride: { image: string; sizeRange?: [number, number] }[] = [];
     const date = new Date();
     const month = date.getMonth();
     const day = date.getDate();
-    if (
-      (month === 11 && day >= 24 && day <= 26) ||
-      Math.random() < 0.051 // 5.1%
-    ) {
+    let imageParticleCount = particleCount;
+
+    switch (true) {
+      case (month === 11 && day >= 24 && day <= 26) || Math.random() < 0.051:
         imageOverride = [
           {
             image: "/lightbar-images/snowflake.svg",
@@ -167,15 +165,9 @@ function ParticlesCanvas() {
           },
         ];
         imageParticleCount = particleCount * 0.1;
-    }
+        break;
 
-    // Halloween overrides
-    const month2 = date.getMonth();
-    const day2 = date.getDate();
-    if (
-      (month2 === 9 && day2 >= 29 && day2 <= 31) ||
-      Math.random() < 0.05 // 5%
-    ) {
+      case (month === 9 && day >= 29 && day <= 31) || Math.random() < 0.05:
         imageOverride = [
           {
             image: "/lightbar-images/ghost.png",
@@ -187,11 +179,9 @@ function ParticlesCanvas() {
           },
         ];
         imageParticleCount = particleCount * 0.0879;
-    }
+        break;
 
-    // Fish easter egg
-    const shouldShowFishie = Math.random() < 0.1; // 10%
-    if (shouldShowFishie) {
+      case Math.random() < 0.1:
         imageOverride = [
           {
             image: "/lightbar-images/fishie.png",
@@ -203,13 +193,9 @@ function ParticlesCanvas() {
           },
         ];
         imageParticleCount = particleCount * 0.075;
-    }
+        break;
 
-    // Weed easter egg
-    const month3 = date.getMonth() + 1;
-    const day3 = date.getDate();
-    const shouldShowZa = (month3 === 4 && day3 === 20) || Math.random() < 0.25; // 25%
-    if (shouldShowZa) {
+      case (month === 4 && day === 20) || Math.random() < 0.25:
         imageOverride = [
           {
             image: "/lightbar-images/weed.png",
@@ -217,11 +203,9 @@ function ParticlesCanvas() {
           },
         ];
         imageParticleCount = particleCount / 6.25;
-    }
+        break;
 
-    // Kitty easter egg
-    const shouldShowCat = Math.random() < 0.2; // 20%
-    if (shouldShowCat) {
+      case Math.random() < 0.2:
         imageOverride = [
           {
             image: "/lightbar-images/cat.png",
@@ -229,11 +213,9 @@ function ParticlesCanvas() {
           },
         ];
         imageParticleCount = particleCount / 6.6;
-    }
+        break;
 
-    // Movie & popcorn easter egg
-    const shouldShowParaphernalia = Math.random() < 0.3; // 30%
-    if (shouldShowParaphernalia) {
+      case Math.random() < 0.3:
         imageOverride = [
           {
             image: "/lightbar-images/camera.png",
@@ -245,11 +227,9 @@ function ParticlesCanvas() {
           },
         ];
         imageParticleCount = particleCount / 7.85;
-    }
+        break;
 
-    // Chicken easter egg
-    const shouldShow4thDecor = Math.random() < 0.08; // 8%
-    if (shouldShow4thDecor) {
+      case Math.random() < 0.08:
         imageOverride = [
           {
             image: "/lightbar-images/cock.png",
@@ -265,11 +245,9 @@ function ParticlesCanvas() {
           },
         ];
         imageParticleCount = particleCount / 9;
-    }
+        break;
 
-    // Money easter egg
-    const shouldShowMoney = Math.random() < 0.06; // 6%
-    if (shouldShowMoney) {
+      case Math.random() < 0.06:
         imageOverride = [
           {
             image: "/lightbar-images/money-sack.png",
@@ -285,11 +263,9 @@ function ParticlesCanvas() {
           },
         ];
         imageParticleCount = particleCount / 8.45;
-    }
+        break;
 
-    // Pirate easter egg
-    const shouldShowPirate = Math.random() < 0.075; // 7.5%
-    if (shouldShowPirate) {
+      case Math.random() < 0.075:
         imageOverride = [
           {
             image: "/lightbar-images/skull.png",
@@ -301,11 +277,9 @@ function ParticlesCanvas() {
           },
         ];
         imageParticleCount = particleCount / 10;
-    }
+        break;
 
-    // Dev easter egg
-    const shouldShowCode = Math.random() < 0.03; // 3%
-    if (shouldShowCode) {
+      case Math.random() < 0.03:
         imageOverride = [
           {
             image: "/lightbar-images/ts.png",
@@ -317,11 +291,9 @@ function ParticlesCanvas() {
           },
         ];
         imageParticleCount = particleCount / 9;
-    }
+        break;
 
-    // DUI easter egg
-    const shouldShowFlix = Math.random() < 0.08; // 8%
-    if (shouldShowFlix) {
+      case Math.random() < 0.7:
         imageOverride = [
           {
             image: "/lightbar-images/beer.png",
@@ -345,11 +317,9 @@ function ParticlesCanvas() {
           },
         ];
         imageParticleCount = particleCount / 11;
-    }
+        break;
 
-    // Gangster easter egg
-    const shouldShowCowboy = Math.random() < 0.05; // 5%
-    if (shouldShowCowboy) {
+      case Math.random() < 0.05:
         imageOverride = [
           {
             image: "/lightbar-images/auto-gun.png",
@@ -361,11 +331,9 @@ function ParticlesCanvas() {
           },
         ];
         imageParticleCount = particleCount / 11.6;
-    }
+        break;
 
-    // Star easter egg
-    const shouldShowStars = Math.random() < 0.15; // 15%
-    if (shouldShowStars) {
+      case Math.random() < 0.15:
         imageOverride = [
           {
             image: "/lightbar-images/star.png",
@@ -373,6 +341,11 @@ function ParticlesCanvas() {
           },
         ];
         imageParticleCount = particleCount / 6.6;
+        break;
+
+      default:
+        // Default case
+        break;
     }
 
     // HOIST THE SAIL (of particles)!